The girlfriend to the monster

**Malphis** Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:32 pm

The camera shows Keri Richardson sitting in a chair in an unknown room.

Keri Richardson:"Ladies and gentlemen, Earlier tonight a superstar of the FFI impact told me that he had a girlfriend and well honestly i didn't believe him so he said to follow him to their house."

Keri Richardson moves her hand over her face like she smelt a revolting smell.

Keri Richardson:"Well here is the video where i see Malphis's Girlfriend."

A few laughs are heard from the arena as a video comes up of a graveyard were Malphis is walking with Mr Skull in his hand and Keri Richardson following.

Keri Richardson:"Are we there yet?"

Keri RIchardson ducks down showing that she is exhausted.

Malphis:"Nearly be quite you will wake her."

Malphis stops near a grave with no tombstone.

Malphis:"Right here."

Malphis gets a shovel and starts digging.

Keri Richardson:"Is this a joke?"

Malphis turns to keri.

Malphis:"No."

Malphis digs then a coffin is seen malphis opens the coffin and grabs a corpse out.

Keri Richardson:"Omg Ewww!"

Malphis hugs the corpse.

Malphis:"I missed you baby."

Nalphis looks back to Keri and extends the corpse body.

Malphis:"This is samantha."

Keri Looks in discust.

Keri Richardson:"Malphis this is discusting put it back."

Malphis grabs Keri's hand and forces her to shake his girlfriend's hand.

Malphis:"You wanted to Mee.. eet my girlfriend so you will. Lets go back to the arena for the interview you promised."

Malphis walks back towards the arena as Keri stands there with a look that she is about to puke.

The camera comes back to the room where Keri was sitting orignally.

Keri Richardson:"As much as i hate to say it.. Ladies and gentlemen, Malphis and Samantha."

The camera pans out a little showing malphis sitting in one seat, Then another seat where Mr Skull is sitting and a last seat where samantha is sitting.

Keri Richardson:"Ughhh, Malphis this smell is revolting."

Malphis shakes his head.

Malphis:"DO THE INTERVIEW!"

Keri swallows then begins to speak holding her nose shut.

Keri Richardson:"Arrgghhh, Samantha how did you meet a guy like malphis?"

Keri Richardson looks over to the corpse known as samantha.

Keri Richardson:"Umm samantha?"

Keri Richardson continues to look at the corpse.

Keri Richardson:"Uhh malphis ur corpse of a girlfriend isnt talking."

Malphis gets a shock on his face.

Malphis:"Are you death you stupid mortal? She said the same thing three times."

Keri Richardson turns her head to the cameraman wondering if he heard anything

Malphis:You know what since you don't understand how humans talk i will talk for my girlfriend."

Keri Richardson mouth seems to move inward to her face more.

Malphis:"Wait, Let me get ready."

Malphis grabs a bag and pulls a dress out and puts it on.

Malphis:"Okay im ready."

Keri Richardson's eyebrows rise and nearly falls off her seat.

Keri Richardson:"Ummm, Samantha do you have any plans to wrestle like malphis?"

Malphis puts on a blonde wig representing he is talking what samantha is saying.

Malphis:"Hehehehe, Well i am too beautiful to wrestle. I don't want to break my nail."

Keri Richardson looks over to samantha's nails which are all yellow with dirt falling out of them and arrounded her fingers.

Keri Richardson:"Ummm, Ok, I guess."

Keri Richardson mouth opens as some puke falls out.

Malphis:"Oh please stop being a woose and continue the interview horror queen."

A ring crew man and cleans the puke and attempts to not be noticed.

Keri Richardson:"Ehhh, Malphis i wanted to ask you do you have any plans this season we know you wanted to hurt Portuguese Warrior last season but what about this season?"

Malphis takes off the wig and acts as if he was malphis.

Malphis:"The only plan i ever have to do see the blood of my opponent falling all around that ring."

Keri Richardson:"Ok, That is all my questions thanks for the interview i guess."

Keri Richardson tries to walk away but malphis grabs her.

Malphis:"Wait i want a photo to remember this moment."

Malphis pulls Keri over to a white wall.

Malphis:"Just wait here."

Malphis grabs Mr Skull and hangs him on a hook on the wall then grabs his girlfriend Samantha and puts her next to keri but samantha just falls.

Keri Richardson:"Malphis please she is a dead body."

Malphis:"NO SHE ISNT!She just isnt use to walking come on honey i'll give you some help."

Malphis grabs a nailgun from one of the workers then shoots a nail into both shoulders of samantha hanging her on the wall.

Malphis:"See."

Malphis's eye twitches.

Malphis:"She, She, She is alive mehehhe."

Malphis goes to join the photo but remembers something.

Malphis puts on the blonde wig again.

Malphis:"Honey you forgot the dog."

Malphis takes off the wig.

Malphis:"Oh right. Wooof here buddy."

Malphis grabs a dog collar and rest it at his feet and signals the ring crew to take a photo.

Malphis:"I TOLD YOU WE ARE ALL ALIVE!"

Keri looks scared

Keri Richardson:"Malphis you have gone insane."

Keri RIchardson runs away leaving malphis and the rest of his family.

Malphis:"I AM NOT INSANE!"

Malphis drops the mic and runs down the exit of the building hitting walls on the way down and exited the door and he throws the door back as the camera comes back to the arena.

Don Jackson:"Ummm."

Chris Kayoz:"What did we just see?"

Don Jackson:"I've Never seen anything like this. Malphis has lost it."

The camera fades to black at the comments.

(OOC: Feedback please?)

**Malphis** Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:51 am

Oh and thanks to reaper for helping me think of the cross dressing and the graveyard Smile

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