Bensterio has arrived

**benny the snowman** Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:07 pm

The lights fade out across the arena screaming can be heard across the arena as an engine noise can be heard gradually getting louder and louder. Suddenly a loud bang can be heard as bits of titon tron go flying randomly across the arena, some bits knocking members of the audience out some just missing. The lights come back on to see A digger driving down the ramp with Bensterio seated inside it. He drives it right up to the ring and then jumps out the front and does a couple of front roles as he hits the may then ends kneeling down with his arms wide open as fireworks go of behind him and sparks come out of the damaged titon tron

Bensterio: Hello FFI Bensterio has entered the building, and if I say so myself... in some style

A chorus of boos accompanied by chants ‘you suck’ come from the audience with only a couple of cheers coming out of it which end far quicker than the boos

Bensterio: Come on that entrance deserves a few more cheers but I guess you’re all a bunch of tools that love the Harts more than me

The audience cheers for the Harts and chant Harts repeatedly

Bensterio: Well f you all want to go to Hartland after the show or see there movie, weel I here there seems to of been a group of ‘accidents and you can’t; they’ve all been the destroyed just like the Harts themselves will be

Some little kids can be heard crying in the audience whilst the rest of the audience boo

Bensterio: Haha, I knew you would love that; Here’s another thing you’re going to love... watching me and reaper tonight destroy two of the Harts right here in front of you all

Some of the audience throw their rubbish in at Bensterio but the security block most of it

Bensterio: Wow throwing bits of paper... great idea guys that’s going to injure me ahead of my fight guys. Now where was I...? O yeah that’s it, you also can’t go and see Harts the movie but don’t worry about that... it was rubbish, I didn’t feature in it for one second that’s how bad it was.

The audience chant you suck repeatedly

Bensterio: Well I’m not sure about that I’ve never tried acting but I guess I’ll be a natural... I can star in movies as well as being and FFI great

The audience continue to chant you suck

Bensterio: Please you wouldn’t be saying that if I had come out here and been a suck up for the last four weeks and also if you don’t remember I gave someone the opportunity to win some money o my first appearance so take that into consideration when you call a great wrestler like myself rubbish

The audience laugh at Bensterio

Bensterio: Laugh at me all you want, you're all blind little dweebs, you come here every week and say I suck... well if any one of you stepped in the ring with you I could K.O you in less than ten seconds... but I’m not angry to much at the moment so I won’t offer the challenge to any of you. But onto the important bit of why I am here today

Audience: What!

Bensterio: Wow you are listening to what I have to say... that’s a first

Audience: What!

Bensterio: Nope you’re just being annoying, guess I wasn’t surprised.

Audience: What!

Bensterio: And you continue doing it... what a surprise; You all just copy each other don't you and to be honest all of these chants aren't very imaginative but I guess you are all a bunch of idiots who don't know what it is to have a thing called free will

Audience: What!

Bensterio: See you all said what, it just proves you don't have a clue. But don't worry about it I'll tell you what it is... It's were you cheer for someone you like not just who everyone else likes, you have your own opinions and you choose the most talented wrestler, then at the end of it all the Harts get booed and I get cheered

Audience: What!

Bensterio: Hmm thought that'd be simple enough... obviously not; you're all more stupid than I realized.

Audience: What!

Bensterio: Ok stop with the god dmn whats! It has gone on long enough and to be honest... it wasn't funny the first time

The audience boo Bensterio instead

Bensterio: That is it I'm just going to say what I was going to say in the first place before all of you began to be a bunch of annoying idiots... I came out here to warn the Harts and to tell them that I have already booked them a spot in hospital... right next to Paul. I also came out to say that after the match is done if one or both of you are in a slightly healthy stat I'll give you so much of a beatdown that there is no way you'll be able to walk at all during the season breaks. And now on to the rest of a roster I'd just like to say that you best get training very hard because I'll come after whoever I want and trust me... I won't stop till whoever I'm going after ends up in hospital

A chorus of deafening boos echo the arena blocking out all other noise

Bensterio: That's it I've had it with all of you if you are booing, A fan of the Harts, have Hart merchandise on and is a man come out and the first ten will have the opportunity of a lifetime... to face me in a match

Ten people who fit the description quickly come out into the ring looking angry and all staring right at Bensterio

Bensterio: Ok this is a last blood match so good luck you ten... you'll need it

All the men charge up to Bensterio and Bensterio stars backing of, then he climbs out the ring and pulls a sledgehammer from under the ring; the ten men start backing of but bensterio quickly catches up with them and starts franticly swinging his sledgehammer. After a few minutes all ten harts fans are scattered outside the ring all unconscious whilst Bensterio is left in the middle of the ring alone with his sledgehammer raised in the air.

Bensterio: Well, that was easier than It's going to be against the Harts... I didn't think that was possible but I guess it is

The audience begin to boo

Bensterio: Do more of you want to get KO'd by me, I'll knock you all out if you want

suddenly Hero by Skillet comes on, on the now fixed Titon tron and The Bigs walks down the ramp and into the ring with a mic in his hand as cheering echoes the arena

The Bigs: You call all these people pathetic, you call the Harts pathetic... maybe you should look in a mirror and see the definition of pathetic

The audience chant Bigs repeatedly and The Bigs smiles

The Bigs: You see all these people here, the aren't pathetic they are all extraordinary people who come here to watch entertainment and wrestling... not to here you ramble on about how you are going to beat the Harts

Bensterio: Listen I can say whatever I want I am the only person here at the moment with any real talent and that gives me the right to judge the rest of the morons, including the moron stood in front of me right now

The Bigs: O so I'm a talentless moron am I, well the audience you see they cheer talent... and they certainly aren't cheering you at the moment

The audience cheer for The Bigs

Bensterio: You're pushing your luck Bigsy and I'm not in the mood so just walk back to the backstage like the little coward you are

The Bigs: O look everyone Bensterio is not happy let's all run away and be scared... or not; Listen Bensterio I'm not afraid of you so do your worst because you wouldn't like me to beat you up before your big match would you

Bensterio charges at The Bigs and begins a mini brawl, security men try to stop Bensterio but he pushes past and kicks the grounded The Bigs. After a few minutes the security team stops the fight and helps The Bigs up

The Bigs: This Isn't the end Bensterio... this is just the start

Both men are escorted backstage by security